"I have new shoes, they are blue and fast.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of Turple


Another Self-Important Loser Starts a Blog

Ok, quick contest, name the 4939259439th loser to publish meaningless thoughts and experiences from their daily life, thinking someone out there, while living essentially the same life, wants to read them? If you guessed yourself then you're incorrect and in a worse situation than me but I'm really glad you exist.

Correct answer: me.

If something here seems plageristically familiar then I most likely stole it from here, here or here.

Please note that I will be accepting soft yet appreciable blows to my head if I ever use the word blog again on this site, except in the case where I'm quoting someone else or describing another site that can only be accurately described using that word.



Comments

Nice try pally. Someone already beat you to blog #4939259439. You're 4939259440 at best. http://blogofweird.blogspot.com beat you to that coveted spot in blogdom...
Keep this blog alive though. Really helps the day go by.

kirk

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